愚人節(jié)英語笑話

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    1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)
    答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的三月。march 三月;行軍)
    2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
    答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
    3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)
    答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )
    4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)
    答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
    5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
    答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
    6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)
    答:when water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))
    7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
    答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
    8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?
    答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。
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