下面是出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)小編為大家?guī)?lái)的英語(yǔ)幽默故事：《吹?！?，希望大家能夠能在快樂(lè)中學(xué)習(xí)，在學(xué)習(xí)中快樂(lè)~
Bragging
吹牛
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三名著名的外科醫(yī)生在吹噓著各自的高超醫(yī)術(shù)。其中一個(gè)說(shuō):“有個(gè)人切斷了一只手，他來(lái)找我治療，如今，他已成為音樂(lè)會(huì)的小提琴手。”
That's nothing." said another.“A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on，and today that man is a marathon runner."
“那有什么，”另一個(gè)不服，“有個(gè)家伙的兩條腿全斷了，我給他接上了。現(xiàn)在這家伙是馬拉松運(yùn)動(dòng)員。”
"I can top both of you，"said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. ,There was nothing left but a horse's posterior---and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate. "
“你們倆都比不上我。”第三個(gè)人說(shuō)，“有一天，我被叫到一起事故的現(xiàn)場(chǎng)。當(dāng)時(shí)那兒什么都沒(méi)留下，只有一個(gè)馬屁股和一副眼鏡。現(xiàn)在那個(gè)人就坐在美國(guó)參議院中。”
更多英語(yǔ)幽默故事閱讀敬請(qǐng)關(guān)注出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)英語(yǔ)資源欄目!
英語(yǔ)資源欄目