A：Don't you ever cheat on me.
B：Why would I do that?
A：Because men like to cheat.
B：Some men do, but not me.
A：I'm watching you.
B：I'm an open book. Watch me all you want.
A：If I catch you, you'll be sorry.
B：You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater.
A：I will poke your eyes out.
B：I don't want any other woman.
A：I will chop your toes off, one by one.
B：Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.