英語話劇劇本:惡搞大話西游

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    Alice :Jason,I'm your grilfriend now would you love me as today?
    jason : oh my silly gril 你為什么要這么說呢?愛你是我的責任,你是我的女孩
    Alice : jason , I trust you forever
    (Alice 和jason拿出糖,jason喂給Alice吃,此時喬治登上舞臺便道:“現(xiàn)在的社會大進步,中國也在造航母,如今我又走上臺
    ,大伙掌聲響起來!”,忽然看見他兩的親密)
    喬治:Alice ,you are here 我找你找的連花都謝了,你,你,怎么這樣啊?who is he,why will you get along with這猴樣的?
    Alice:get out I hate you you are a cheat sunny is your girl , right?
    喬治:OH,no ! sunny is just my classmate why dou you think so?
    (此時jason向前,不小心碰到alice ,Jason 向前一拳雷到了喬治便在口中罵道:“哼,我才不搞什么‘方韓大戰(zhàn)’,唧唧么么。”)
    Jason:Alice I defeat him ,you konw ,你是我的女孩,I love you I can do anything for you
    喬治:(哭著離開)問世間情為何物?
    Jason:唐僧說,愛一個人就得一心一意
    喬治: 可八戒卻說,泡妞就像泡面(已走到舞臺盡頭,離去)
    Alice:jason
    jason:Alice
    Alice:jason
    jason:Alice ,你就是我的"瓦良格",你愿意做我的航母嗎?
    Alice:jason,我愿意讓你做我的航空英雄,這樣我們的愛就無可匹敵!
    (切換第二幕,此時唐僧師徒登臺)
    唐僧:Hi boy!you look very handson 喲西?
    jason:yes how do you get to know?
    唐僧:貧道
    八戒: 這還用講嗎?我大師兄可是火眼金睛!
    jason:我敢問你們來自哪里?又往哪里去?
    唐僧:貧道,come from china I want to go to 西天取經
    jason:oh,I konw you have three students a monkey a pig and a monster it is you 去西天取經,可這上下班的,多堵啊!
    唐僧:NO,not西天取經but to 西天成親
    八戒:呵呵,猴哥!師傅他,他.......
    唐僧:八戒,oh my god ,come on (轉向悟空)why do you saty here ?we are going to西天
    jason: oh my god master tang I just have some little thing could you wait a moment?
    沙僧:師傅,咱們不用等了,(唐僧恩了一下,沙僧又對悟空說)大師兄,不對啊!怎么有兩個哥哥呢?(又轉向八戒)二師兄,我暈啊!
    Alice:oh jason you are not my boy you are 孫悟空 oh my lady gaga ,you are just a monkey!!!
    jason:no ,Alicee 我是jason 那個才是傳說中的悟空
    Alice:我暈啊我,you ,silly pig!wait wait !!!(唐僧師徒離去)
    (切換第三幕,海倫上場)
    海倫:you konw you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one ,I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind
    喬治:really?I am sure you are the best girl for me(海倫拿出優(yōu)樂美)
    海倫: Do you know ,who you are?
    喬治:am I just a milk tea?
    海倫:you are my 優(yōu)樂美(《通天大道》響起)這樣,我就可以把你天天捧在手上!
    (Alice 剛好來找喬治道歉,并表白,看好看見此幕,愣了下便走向前)
    Alice:喬治,曾經有份真摯的愛情擺在我面前,但我卻不懂得珍惜,If上帝再給我一次愛你的機會,我會對這個男孩說,我愛你!
    如果要再加個期限的話,我希望是,一萬年!(《通天大道》響起)
    喬治:Alice Alice I love you(兩人牽著手走了)
    海倫:問世間情為何物?(此時唐僧師徒又此路過)
    唐僧:貧道如此愛你,你卻如此傷我的心!
    悟空:唉!要不是為了西天取經,我早就和紫霞仙子度蜜月去了,悲催啊!悲催!愛你,真的傷不起!
    沙僧:師傅,大師兄說的對嗎?
    唐僧:你這老沙!
    沙僧:那師傅為何剛說去西天成親?又為何對愛情如此感嘆?
    唐僧:師傅,只是考驗你們啦,為師難啊,都不懂我的良苦用心,唉!
    八戒:呵呵,師傅他在撒謊,師傅他分明出軌了!
    唐僧:你這死豬!為師怎么會越軌呢?我們的任務是——西天取經!
    沙僧:大師兄,師傅他說的對嗎?
    悟空:恩,very good
    沙僧:二師兄,大師兄和師傅都說的對嗎?
    八戒:你這老沙!(轉向走到難過的海倫面前)
    八戒:海倫仙子姐姐,要不你和我們去西天吧!老豬我保護你啊!呵呵
    唐僧,悟空,沙僧,海倫,Alice , jason :你這豬!我們前程未定,你怎敢如此頑皮,阿彌陀佛,善哉善哉!