賴世雄中級美國英語 Lesson 114

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114 Muscular My Foot!
    Jill is talking to her boyfriend, Mack.
    (J=Jill;M=Mack)
    J: You'd better watch your diet, Mack. You're getting really fat!
    M: It's alright. I'm not fat. I'm muscular.
    J: Muscular my foot! You're flabby. Do you want to be another Michael Hebrank?
    M: Are you kidding? That guy weighed 1,000 pounds. He was a couch potato.
    J: Well, you're not far from that.
    M: Come on! I'm a big guy.
    J: Well, either you lose weight or I'm out of here.
    M: Gee, don't you know that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
    J: Yes. But in your case, there's so much fat around your stomach, I'll never make it to your heart.