信心百倍的周笨馳，想出了一個“一箭雙雕”的小詭計，要不花錢找一個洋美眉當自己的英語口語老師，的辦法是：自己給洋美眉當一回中文老師，呵呵，且看他是怎么實施這個詭計的？
周笨馳：Hello./你好！
English美眉：Hello./你好！
周笨馳：May I sit here？/我可以坐在這里么？
English美眉：Of course./當然。
周笨馳：Are you here on vacation or business？/你來這里是公務還是度假？
English美眉：On business./公務。
周笨馳：How long will you stay in Beijing？/你會在北京呆多久？
English美眉：About a year， I think./也許一年吧。
周笨馳：I guess by the time you leave， you would almost be a half Chinese speaking fluent Mandarin./等你走的時候你已經是半個中國人了。
English美眉：No. I don't think so./不，我不這么認為。
You know. I don't speak a bit of Chinese now./你知道，我還一句中文都不會說呢。
周笨馳：Have you ever thought of learning the Chinese language？/你想過要學習中文么？
English美眉：Actually I have. But it's too difficult for me./事實上我想過，但是這對我太難了。
周笨馳：Don't worry！ If you would like to learn， I could teach you./沒關系！如果你愿意我可以教你。
English美眉：Thanks a lot！/謝謝！
周笨馳：It's my pleasure./非常榮幸。
English美眉：When shall we start， then？ /那我們什么時候開始？
周笨馳：It's up to you！ /你說吧
English美眉：Do you have any plans this weekend？/這個周末，有什么計劃么？
周笨馳：No. We can meet on Sunday./沒有。我們星期天見面怎么樣？
English美眉：What time is convenient to you./那你什么時間方便呢？
周笨馳：10 o'clock is fine./10點吧。
English美眉：Ok. 10 o'clock this Sunday./好，這周日10點。
周笨馳：I am looking forward to seeing you then./我期待著與你見面。
English美眉：See you then./再見。
周笨馳：Hello./你好！
English美眉：Hello./你好！
周笨馳：May I sit here？/我可以坐在這里么？
English美眉：Of course./當然。
周笨馳：Are you here on vacation or business？/你來這里是公務還是度假？
English美眉：On business./公務。
周笨馳：How long will you stay in Beijing？/你會在北京呆多久？
English美眉：About a year， I think./也許一年吧。
周笨馳：I guess by the time you leave， you would almost be a half Chinese speaking fluent Mandarin./等你走的時候你已經是半個中國人了。
English美眉：No. I don't think so./不，我不這么認為。
You know. I don't speak a bit of Chinese now./你知道，我還一句中文都不會說呢。
周笨馳：Have you ever thought of learning the Chinese language？/你想過要學習中文么？
English美眉：Actually I have. But it's too difficult for me./事實上我想過，但是這對我太難了。
周笨馳：Don't worry！ If you would like to learn， I could teach you./沒關系！如果你愿意我可以教你。
English美眉：Thanks a lot！/謝謝！
周笨馳：It's my pleasure./非常榮幸。
English美眉：When shall we start， then？ /那我們什么時候開始？
周笨馳：It's up to you！ /你說吧
English美眉：Do you have any plans this weekend？/這個周末，有什么計劃么？
周笨馳：No. We can meet on Sunday./沒有。我們星期天見面怎么樣？
English美眉：What time is convenient to you./那你什么時間方便呢？
周笨馳：10 o'clock is fine./10點吧。
English美眉：Ok. 10 o'clock this Sunday./好，這周日10點。
周笨馳：I am looking forward to seeing you then./我期待著與你見面。
English美眉：See you then./再見。