男人愛情經(jīng)

Was your father a thief？ Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
     你的父親是個小偷嗎？因為他從天上偷了星星放在你的眼睛里。
     Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven？
     當你從天堂降臨到人間時，你沒有受傷吧？
     You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
     我想你一定很累了，因為你一整天都在我的腦子里轉(zhuǎn)來轉(zhuǎn)去。
     The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.
     從你的眼睛里，我惟一讀不到的東西就是你的名字了。
     The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.
     聰明的人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。
     Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
     成功是一個相關(guān)名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚。
     Love is photogenic，it needs darkness to develop.
     愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。
     Money is not everything. There's a MasterCard & visa.
     鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
     Behind every successful man，there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man，there are two.
     每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人。
     Every man should marry.After all，happiness is not the only thing in life.
     再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚，畢竟，幸福不是永久的嘛。