學(xué)英語從異性開始（男人篇）

學(xué)英語從異性開始（男人篇）
    The nice men are ugly.
    好男人不帥
    The handsome men are not nice.
    帥男人不好
    The handsome and nice men are gay.
    又帥又好的男人是同性戀
    The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
    又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結(jié)婚了
    The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
    不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢
    The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think
    we are only after their money.
    不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認(rèn)為我們看上的是他們的錢
    The handsome men without money are after our money.
    而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢
    The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual
    don\'t think we are beautiful enough.
    不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮
    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
    somewhat nice and 　have money are cowards.
    又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量
    The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
    money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
    FIRST MOVE!!!!!
    又好又帥又有點(diǎn)錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏又害羞而且從不采取主動
    The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
    on us when 　we take the initiative.
    那些從不主動的男人一旦我們采取主動就對我們失去興趣
    NOW… WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
    現(xiàn)在……到底有誰了解男人這東西？