他的征婚啟事是這么寫(xiě)的:
Here'shisannouncementlookingforabride.
你要想找一帥哥就別來(lái)了，你要想找一錢(qián)包就別見(jiàn)了，碩士學(xué)歷以上的免談，上海女人免談，女企業(yè)家免談（小商小販除外），省得咱們互相都會(huì)失望。劉德華和阿湯哥那種財(cái)貌雙全的郎君是不會(huì)來(lái)征你的婚的，當(dāng)然我也沒(méi)有做諾丁山的夢(mèng)。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，沒(méi)期待您長(zhǎng)得更畫(huà)報(bào)封面一樣看一眼就魂飛魄散。外表時(shí)尚，內(nèi)心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少還有點(diǎn)兒婉約那就更靠譜了。心眼兒別太多歲數(shù)別太小，允許時(shí)常有不切實(shí)際的想入非非，但三句話(huà)就能給轟回現(xiàn)實(shí)還不氣腦頂多有點(diǎn)兒難為情地咧嘴一笑就該干嗎干嗎去了。我喜歡會(huì)疊衣服的女人，每次洗完?duì)C平疊得都像剛從商店里買(mǎi)回來(lái)的一樣。說(shuō)得夠具體了吧。
Ifyouarelookingforahandsomeguyorawallet,don'treply;IfyouholdaMaster'sdegreeorhigher,notpossible;
girlsborn
inShanghai,notpossible;femaleentrepreneurs(exceptsmallbusinesshawker),notpossible,sothatwedon'twasteeachother'shope。TheAndyLiuorTomcriusekind,,whoarebothwealthyandgood-looking,wouldnotmakeanannouncementlookingforyou.Surely,Idon'texpectaNottingHillstoryeither.
Evenifyou'reindeedanangle,Iwon'tbeabletohandleyou---Idon'texpectthatyoulookslikethatgirlonthemagazinecover,justonelookcrushingpeople'ssouls。Anavergeperson,withoutsidestylishnessandinsideconservativeness,withfitbodyandmind,willjustdo,
evenbetterifyou'rebeautifullyshy.Youneednottoplaytoomanytricksorbetooyoung,fromtimetotime,
you'reallowedtohaveunrealisticdreams,butafewwordsisenoughtogetyoubackintorealitywithoutgetting
youangry--alittleembarassedgrinatmost,andthendowhatyououghttodo.Ilikeawomanwhoknowshowtofoldclothe
sinawaythatwheneveryoufinishwashing,ironingandfoldingthem,theywilllookjustlikewhenyoubought
themfromstores.Itcannotbemorespecificthanthis,canit?
自我介紹一下，我，歲數(shù)已經(jīng)不小了，日子小康，抽煙不喝酒，留學(xué)生身份出去的，在國(guó)外生活過(guò)十幾年，沒(méi)正經(jīng)上過(guò)學(xué)，蹉跎中練就一身生存技能，現(xiàn)在學(xué)無(wú)所成海外歸來(lái)，實(shí)話(huà)實(shí)說(shuō)應(yīng)該定性為一只沒(méi)有公司沒(méi)有股票沒(méi)有學(xué)位的“三無(wú)劣海龜”。性格OPEN，人品五五開(kāi)，不算老實(shí)人，但天生膽小，殺人不犯法我也殺不了人，傷天害理了自己良心也備受摧殘，命中注定想學(xué)壞都當(dāng)不了大壞蛋?？傮w而言基本上還是屬于對(duì)人類(lèi)對(duì)社會(huì)有益無(wú)害的一類(lèi)。
Letmeintroducemyselfforyou.I'mamanwhoseageisnolongersmall,livingamoderatelywell-offlife,whodoesn'tdrinkbutsmoke.Iwentabroadasastudentandspentmorethanadecadelivingabroad,
butneverattendedarealeducation.Inwastingtime,Ilearnedallsortsofwaystomakealiving.NowIreturned
withnoachivementatall.Totellyouthetruth,Ishouldbejudgedasa“FakeTurtle"withoutthethree--Nocompany,nostocksandnodegree.Mypersonalityisopen;Mycharacterisneithergoodnorbad.I'mnot
exactlyanhonestman,butIamwithoutmuchcouragesinceIwasborn.Evenitisnotillegaltokill,Iwouldn't
killanyone.MyconsciencewillbetorturedbytheguiltifIdoanythingcrueltoothers。Iammeantnottobeavillain,evenifItrytobeone.Ingeneralandbasically,I'mstilloneofthosewhoarebeneficial
andharmlesstothemankindandoursociety.
有意者電聯(lián)，非誠(chéng)勿擾
Contactmebyphone,ifyou'retheone.