英語笑話(10.19):Good News and Bad News

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Good News and Bad News
    The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and
    tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news
    and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
    "The good news!" they all shouted.
    "OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving
    a complete change of clothing."
    "Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
    "And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you
    will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....
    好消息和壞消息
     士兵們連續(xù)的行軍,作戰(zhàn),他們又累又熱又臟。一天,將軍宣布:
     “士兵們,我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們愿意先聽哪個(gè)呢?”
    “好消息!”他們?nèi)碌馈?BR>    “好吧,”將軍說,“好消息就是你們每個(gè)人都可以徹底的換一身
    衣服。”
    “烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來。
    “現(xiàn)在呢,該是壞消息了。杰克,你將和約翰換衣服,約翰,你和湯姆
    換,湯姆,你和羅伯特?fù)Q,羅伯特……”