The Timelessness of Pigs
Originally in English
A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple
growing there.
A passerby saw him doing this and said,
“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them
near his snout? It will save time!”
“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
“Pigs don’t care about time!”
誰(shuí)的時(shí)間概念
有個(gè)農(nóng)夫把他的豬舉起來(lái)，讓它吃得到樹(shù)上的蘋果。
一位路人看到了就說(shuō)：「你干嘛不摘下那些蘋果，
直接喂給豬吃？這樣比較省時(shí)間！」
結(jié)果那位農(nóng)夫嗤之以鼻說(shuō)：「你真笨！豬又沒(méi)時(shí)間概念！」
Originally in English
A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple
growing there.
A passerby saw him doing this and said,
“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them
near his snout? It will save time!”
“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
“Pigs don’t care about time!”
誰(shuí)的時(shí)間概念
有個(gè)農(nóng)夫把他的豬舉起來(lái)，讓它吃得到樹(shù)上的蘋果。
一位路人看到了就說(shuō)：「你干嘛不摘下那些蘋果，
直接喂給豬吃？這樣比較省時(shí)間！」
結(jié)果那位農(nóng)夫嗤之以鼻說(shuō)：「你真笨！豬又沒(méi)時(shí)間概念！」