The Timelessness of Pigs
Originally in English
A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple
growing there.
A passerby saw him doing this and said,
“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them
near his snout? It will save time!”
“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
“Pigs don’t care about time!”
誰的時(shí)間概念
有個(gè)農(nóng)夫把他的豬舉起來，讓它吃得到樹上的蘋果。
一位路人看到了就說：「你干嘛不摘下那些蘋果，
直接喂給豬吃？這樣比較省時(shí)間！」
結(jié)果那位農(nóng)夫嗤之以鼻說：「你真笨！豬又沒時(shí)間概念！」
Originally in English
A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple
growing there.
A passerby saw him doing this and said,
“Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them
near his snout? It will save time!”
“You dummy,” sneered the farmer,
“Pigs don’t care about time!”
誰的時(shí)間概念
有個(gè)農(nóng)夫把他的豬舉起來，讓它吃得到樹上的蘋果。
一位路人看到了就說：「你干嘛不摘下那些蘋果，
直接喂給豬吃？這樣比較省時(shí)間！」
結(jié)果那位農(nóng)夫嗤之以鼻說：「你真笨！豬又沒時(shí)間概念！」