英語笑話(9.25):I knew that!

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I knew that!
    (Originally In English)
    There were two men who went out to eat together.
    They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish.
    Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there
    was one small, and one big. The first man just took
    the big one for himself without asking and feeling
    ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend
    felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what
    to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said,
    " If it were me," I would have taken the smaller one
    first." So the other guy said," See! I knew that!
    That's why I took the big one."
    我就知道
    有兩個人一起出去吃飯,結(jié)果點了兩條魚,不久之后,
    魚就上桌了,但是通常魚的大小都不太一樣,所以送來
    的魚也是一條大一條小。結(jié)果第一個人問也不問,就把
    比較大的那條魚夾起來吃,一點都沒有不好意思的樣子。
    另一個人看了心里很不高興,但是也不知道該說什么才好。
    他想了一會兒,終于開口說:「如果是我的話,我一定
    會先拿那條小魚?!沽硪粋€人就接口說:「看吧!我就
    知道,所以我剛剛才拿大魚。」