英語(yǔ)笑話(9.24):Insomnia

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Insomnia
    (Originally in English)
    A man goes to see a doctor and says to him, "I cannot sleep
    every night because my neighbor upstairs makes
    so much loud noise. He lets me get no sleep at all."
    The doctor says, "Oh, no problem! It's easy! I'll give
    you something, and you'll have a good sleep."
    The next day, the man goes to see the doctor again
    and complains, "I have taken the pills but still cannot sleep."
    The doctor says, "Oh, my God!
    They were earplugs for your ears!"
    失眠癥
    有一個(gè)人去看醫(yī)生,他說(shuō):‘我每天晚上都失眠,
    因?yàn)槲覙巧相従映车梦覠o(wú)法入睡?!t(yī)生說(shuō):
    ‘沒(méi)問(wèn)題!這很容易,我給你一點(diǎn)東西,你就會(huì)睡得很好?!?BR>    隔天,病人又去看醫(yī)生,并抱怨:‘ 我服用了那些藥丸,
    還是沒(méi)辦法睡覺(jué)?!t(yī)生說(shuō):‘
    天??!我給你的是耳塞,是要你塞耳朵用的呀!’