See You as Soon as You Open!
(Originally in English)
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 A.M. and went home to
sleep. After he had been in bed only a few minutes, the
phone rang. “What time do you open in the morning?” an
obviously inebriated man inquired. The owner was so furious
that he slammed down the receiver and went back to sleep.
But a few minutes later, there was another call, and he
heard the same voice asking the same question. Said the bar
owner, “Listen, I wouldn’t let a person in your condition
come in the door!” But the person at the other end said,
“No! I don’t want in; I want out!”
等不及你開(kāi)店
有一個(gè)酒吧的老板在清晨二點(diǎn)鎖上店門(mén)，然后回家睡覺(jué)。
他才剛上床幾分鐘，電話鈴聲便響起，「你們?cè)缟蠋c(diǎn)
開(kāi)店？」一個(gè)男人以明顯帶著醉意的聲音問(wèn)道。這位老
板十分生氣，用力掛上話筒回去睡覺(jué)。但是幾分鐘后，
電話鈴聲再度響起，他聽(tīng)到同樣的聲音問(wèn)相同的問(wèn)題。
這位老板說(shuō)：「聽(tīng)好，我不會(huì)讓一個(gè)像你這樣的人進(jìn)來(lái)?！?BR> 但是電話另一頭的人說(shuō)：「不！我不是要進(jìn)來(lái)，我是要出去！」
(Originally in English)
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 A.M. and went home to
sleep. After he had been in bed only a few minutes, the
phone rang. “What time do you open in the morning?” an
obviously inebriated man inquired. The owner was so furious
that he slammed down the receiver and went back to sleep.
But a few minutes later, there was another call, and he
heard the same voice asking the same question. Said the bar
owner, “Listen, I wouldn’t let a person in your condition
come in the door!” But the person at the other end said,
“No! I don’t want in; I want out!”
等不及你開(kāi)店
有一個(gè)酒吧的老板在清晨二點(diǎn)鎖上店門(mén)，然后回家睡覺(jué)。
他才剛上床幾分鐘，電話鈴聲便響起，「你們?cè)缟蠋c(diǎn)
開(kāi)店？」一個(gè)男人以明顯帶著醉意的聲音問(wèn)道。這位老
板十分生氣，用力掛上話筒回去睡覺(jué)。但是幾分鐘后，
電話鈴聲再度響起，他聽(tīng)到同樣的聲音問(wèn)相同的問(wèn)題。
這位老板說(shuō)：「聽(tīng)好，我不會(huì)讓一個(gè)像你這樣的人進(jìn)來(lái)?！?BR> 但是電話另一頭的人說(shuō)：「不！我不是要進(jìn)來(lái)，我是要出去！」