英語(yǔ)笑話(8.31):Old But Still Ingenious

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Old But Still Ingenious
    (Originally in English)
    There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had
    just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So
    his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get
    an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"
    And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99,
    so she would marry me quick!"
    老謀深算  
    有一位75歲的千萬(wàn)富翁剛?cè)⒘艘晃?8歲的金發(fā)美女,他的朋友
    紛紛問(wèn)他:「你已經(jīng)75高齡了,你是用什么辦法讓一位18歲的
    女孩愿意嫁給你呢?」他回答:「我告訴她我已經(jīng)99歲了,然
    后她很快就答應(yīng)嫁給我了!」