英語笑話(8.20):Like Father, Like Son

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Like Father, Like Son
    (Originally in English)
    A son came home with the worst marks and the worst
    certificate in his class. When his father saw the grades,
    he became very, very angry and said, "You always fail
    in class! Look at the neighbor; he's always the first one.
    You're always the last! Tell me, what's wrong with you?
    Doesn't your teacher ever teach you anything?" And
    the son said, "Yes, yes, just this morning, she taught
    us, 'Like father, like son.'"
    有其父必有其子
    一個小孩拿成績單回家,他是班上成績差的一個。他的
    爸爸看了成績單以后非常生氣,責罵他說:「你的功課老
    是殿后!你看鄰居的小孩,總是得第一名,你卻每次都拿
    后一名,告訴我,到底怎么回事?難道你們老師什么都
    沒有教你嗎?」兒子說:「有啊,有啊,今天早上,她還
    教我們『有其父必有其子』?!?BR>