英語笑話(8.16):The lion and the jackal

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The lion and the jackal
    There is a story about a jackal who was going to be
    eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please,
    you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great
    mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a
    disaster, that will be the end of the world!"
    The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How
    come if I eat you, the world will end?" The jackal said:
    "Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the
    world for me!"
    有只狼快被獅子吃掉了。狼對獅子說:「求求你不要吃我!
    你不能吃我,這是一個天大的錯誤!如果你吃了我,那就慘了,
    會有災(zāi)難、會世界末日!」
    獅子滿臉疑惑地問:「為什么把你吃掉就會世界末日?」
    狼回答:「如果你吃了我,就是我的世界末日?。 ?BR>