英語笑話(8.10):Believe The Doctor

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Believe The Doctor
    There was a woman whose husband was lying in a hospital
    room, dying. The doctor then called the woman over and
    said, "He will die soon; he definitely cannot live any longer;
    hurry in and see what his last words are." The husband
    heard that and said, "I am still alive. I can still talk! I won't
    die so fast." Then the wife said, " Shut up! Do you know
    better than the doctor?"
    相信醫(yī)生
    有一個人的先生快死了,躺在病房那邊。醫(yī)生就叫他太太出來說:
    「他快死了,一定不行了!你趕快進去,盡量聽聽他最后要講什么?!?BR>    那個先生聽到了,就說:「我還沒有死,還可以講話呢!我還不會那么
    快死?!谷缓竽莻€太太就說:「哼!你閉嘴啦,你比醫(yī)生還知道嗎?」