My Car Takes Full Service Only!!
(Originally in English)
A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help.
Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she
purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readily
put their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks.
After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had
just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?”
he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They
don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where
the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check,
everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.
堅持全套服務
有位小姐坐在拋錨的車子里等待救援，終于有兩個男人走向她。
她笑著說：「我的車子沒有油了！可以請你們幫忙把它推去加
油站嗎？」他們欣然上前賣力地推車子，好不容易經過了幾個
街區(qū)。過了一會兒，其中一位精疲力竭的男士抬頭一看，正好
看見他們剛錯過一個加油站。他大叫：「為什么你不轉進去？」
那個小姐大聲回答：「我從不去那里，他們沒有全套的服務！」
注：全套服務的加油站有工作人員幫忙加油、擦車窗、檢查機油
等等，所以顧客不需要下車。
(Originally in English)
A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help.
Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she
purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readily
put their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks.
After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had
just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?”
he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They
don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where
the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check,
everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.
堅持全套服務
有位小姐坐在拋錨的車子里等待救援，終于有兩個男人走向她。
她笑著說：「我的車子沒有油了！可以請你們幫忙把它推去加
油站嗎？」他們欣然上前賣力地推車子，好不容易經過了幾個
街區(qū)。過了一會兒，其中一位精疲力竭的男士抬頭一看，正好
看見他們剛錯過一個加油站。他大叫：「為什么你不轉進去？」
那個小姐大聲回答：「我從不去那里，他們沒有全套的服務！」
注：全套服務的加油站有工作人員幫忙加油、擦車窗、檢查機油
等等，所以顧客不需要下車。