No One Is the Oldest!
(originally in English)
A bunch of women who lived in the same apartment went to
court to file suit against each other for making trouble, and
they all began talking at the same time. So the judge said,
"I can't hear all of you at once. I want to hear from one
person only. Whoever is the oldest one among you, please
speak first." And there was absolute silence in the courtroom.
So the case was dismissed because of a lack of testimony.
女人的禁忌
一群女人住在同一棟公寓，因?yàn)楸舜税l(fā)生糾紛，就上法庭互相控告對(duì)方。
這群女人同時(shí)一起喋喋不休，所以法官對(duì)她們說：「 們那么多人一起
說話，我聽不清楚， 們一個(gè)一個(gè)來，誰年紀(jì)可以先說。」一時(shí)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)
鴉雀無聲。結(jié)果因?yàn)闆]有證詞，這件案子就被駁回了！
(originally in English)
A bunch of women who lived in the same apartment went to
court to file suit against each other for making trouble, and
they all began talking at the same time. So the judge said,
"I can't hear all of you at once. I want to hear from one
person only. Whoever is the oldest one among you, please
speak first." And there was absolute silence in the courtroom.
So the case was dismissed because of a lack of testimony.
女人的禁忌
一群女人住在同一棟公寓，因?yàn)楸舜税l(fā)生糾紛，就上法庭互相控告對(duì)方。
這群女人同時(shí)一起喋喋不休，所以法官對(duì)她們說：「 們那么多人一起
說話，我聽不清楚， 們一個(gè)一個(gè)來，誰年紀(jì)可以先說。」一時(shí)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)
鴉雀無聲。結(jié)果因?yàn)闆]有證詞，這件案子就被駁回了！