Your Halo Is Too Tight!
(Originally in Chinese)
A pious believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism. One day, he went to see the doctor. The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a thorough medical checkup, zut failed to diagnose anything."You don't seem to be ill," the doctor said.
"If I were not ill, then why would I be here consulting you?" he asked."Do you indulge in unhealthy pleasures?" the doctor asked "No! I have three meals a day, at regular hours and in a fixed quantity; I don't take an extra grain.""Then have you been drinking too much? You'd better stop drinking!""Of course not! I don't even drink a drop of alcohol; I drink only plain water.""Do you often work late? Do you know that working late is bad for your health?""Never! I turn in at half-past nine every night, and I get up at six in the morning. This is my daily routine, without the slightest exception."The doctor began to get confused. "Do you smoke or take drugs?""That is impossible! I get sick just seeing others smoke,let alone smoking tobacco myself!""Then do you indulge in carnal pleasure?" the doctor asked again.
"How can that be? I am still a bachelor, and I virtually do not know what a woman is." The doctor could not think of anything else, so he gave it a last try. "Do you have a headache?""Yes, you are right! I have a severe headache, and no medicine can relieve my pain.""But of course. The halo around your head is too tight!" the doctor said.
光圈太緊了
有一個宗教的信徒，他非常認(rèn)真修行，每個星期天一定去教堂，任何的法會、洗禮會他都一定參加。有一次他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生幫他把脈、檢查身體每個地方，都找不到任何問題，然后醫(yī)生就問他：‘你好像沒病啊？’信徒說：‘沒病的話，我來找你做什么呢？’醫(yī)生又問：‘那你是不是吃喝玩樂太過度了？’他說：‘不會啊，我每天三餐定時定量，多一粒米也不吃?！t(yī)生又問：‘那你是不是喝酒太多了？酒不要喝啦！’他說：‘哪里！我一滴也不喝，我只喝白開水而已?！缓筢t(yī)生再問：‘那你是不是常常熬夜？熬夜對身體不好，你知道嗎？’他說：‘哪里！我晚上九點(diǎn)半就睡覺了，早上六點(diǎn)就起床，每天這個樣子，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)都不差?！?BR> 醫(yī)生已經(jīng)開始混淆了，說：‘那你是不是有抽煙、吸嗎啡？’信徒說：‘唉！那些根本不用談，我看到人家抽煙已經(jīng)討厭了，何況自己抽！’醫(yī)生繼續(xù)問：‘那是不是縱欲過度??？’他說：‘哪里！我還是單身漢，根本不知道女人是什么！’醫(yī)生沒辦法了，最后又問：‘那你是不是會頭痛？’那個病人說：‘對、對、對！就是頭痛，痛得厲害，吃什么藥都不好。’醫(yī)生說：‘就是嘛！你頭上的光圈太緊了！’
(Originally in Chinese)
A pious believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism. One day, he went to see the doctor. The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a thorough medical checkup, zut failed to diagnose anything."You don't seem to be ill," the doctor said.
"If I were not ill, then why would I be here consulting you?" he asked."Do you indulge in unhealthy pleasures?" the doctor asked "No! I have three meals a day, at regular hours and in a fixed quantity; I don't take an extra grain.""Then have you been drinking too much? You'd better stop drinking!""Of course not! I don't even drink a drop of alcohol; I drink only plain water.""Do you often work late? Do you know that working late is bad for your health?""Never! I turn in at half-past nine every night, and I get up at six in the morning. This is my daily routine, without the slightest exception."The doctor began to get confused. "Do you smoke or take drugs?""That is impossible! I get sick just seeing others smoke,let alone smoking tobacco myself!""Then do you indulge in carnal pleasure?" the doctor asked again.
"How can that be? I am still a bachelor, and I virtually do not know what a woman is." The doctor could not think of anything else, so he gave it a last try. "Do you have a headache?""Yes, you are right! I have a severe headache, and no medicine can relieve my pain.""But of course. The halo around your head is too tight!" the doctor said.
光圈太緊了
有一個宗教的信徒，他非常認(rèn)真修行，每個星期天一定去教堂，任何的法會、洗禮會他都一定參加。有一次他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生幫他把脈、檢查身體每個地方，都找不到任何問題，然后醫(yī)生就問他：‘你好像沒病啊？’信徒說：‘沒病的話，我來找你做什么呢？’醫(yī)生又問：‘那你是不是吃喝玩樂太過度了？’他說：‘不會啊，我每天三餐定時定量，多一粒米也不吃?！t(yī)生又問：‘那你是不是喝酒太多了？酒不要喝啦！’他說：‘哪里！我一滴也不喝，我只喝白開水而已?！缓筢t(yī)生再問：‘那你是不是常常熬夜？熬夜對身體不好，你知道嗎？’他說：‘哪里！我晚上九點(diǎn)半就睡覺了，早上六點(diǎn)就起床，每天這個樣子，一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)都不差?！?BR> 醫(yī)生已經(jīng)開始混淆了，說：‘那你是不是有抽煙、吸嗎啡？’信徒說：‘唉！那些根本不用談，我看到人家抽煙已經(jīng)討厭了，何況自己抽！’醫(yī)生繼續(xù)問：‘那是不是縱欲過度??？’他說：‘哪里！我還是單身漢，根本不知道女人是什么！’醫(yī)生沒辦法了，最后又問：‘那你是不是會頭痛？’那個病人說：‘對、對、對！就是頭痛，痛得厲害，吃什么藥都不好。’醫(yī)生說：‘就是嘛！你頭上的光圈太緊了！’