英語笑話(7.22):Early Precaution

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Early Precaution
    (Originally in Chinese)
    There was an American couple who had no children,
    so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage
    contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.
    It's a Russian orphan." The couple was delighted
    and went to bring the baby home.
    On the way home, they stopped by a university
    to enroll in a Russian course. "Why do you want to learn
    Russian? The English that we speak is a very good
    language," the university secretary asked.
    "Well, we just adopted a Russian baby. When he
    begins to speak Russian in a few years, we are
    afraid that we might not be able to understand
    him," the couple replied.
    未雨綢繆
    有一對美國夫婦沒有孩子,想領(lǐng)養(yǎng)個小孩。終于有一家
    孤兒院通知他們說:「我們現(xiàn)在有一個嬰兒可以讓你們
    收養(yǎng),是個俄國孤兒。」他們很高興,就去把嬰兒抱回去。
    在半路上,他們來到一所大學,想要報名學俄語,學校
    里的秘書問:「你們?yōu)槭裁匆獙W俄語呢?我們英語
    是很好的語言啊!」這對美國夫妻說:「因為我們
    剛剛領(lǐng)養(yǎng)了一個俄國嬰兒,幾年后等他開口講
    俄語時,到時候我們就聽不懂了!」