英語(yǔ)笑話(7.19):Potato Punishment

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Potato Punishment
    (Originally in English)
    There was a man who went to a restaurant and ordered
    some food. After receiving his order, he suddenly called
    to his waitress and said, "Please, come here." When the
    waitress came, he showed her a potato on his plate and
    said, "This potato is very bad." So the waitress picked the
    potato up, spanked it, put it back down again and told the
    man, "Sir, if this potato makes any more trouble for you
    again, just call me."
    代罪的馬鈴薯
    有一個(gè)人到一家餐廳用餐,他點(diǎn)了幾道餐點(diǎn)。當(dāng)他收到餐點(diǎn)后,
    他突然呼叫服務(wù)生:「請(qǐng)過(guò)來(lái)一下。」當(dāng)服務(wù)生過(guò)來(lái)時(shí),他讓她看
    了盤里的馬鈴薯,說(shuō)道:「這個(gè)馬鈴薯很糟糕!」只見(jiàn)那位服務(wù)生
    拿起馬鈴薯,重重地打了它一下,然后再把它放回盤子上,說(shuō)道:
    「先生,如果這個(gè)馬鈴薯再找您麻煩,您盡管叫我?!?BR>