Who’s Watching Out for Whom?
(Originally in English)
A man came home from playing golf, and his
wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He
said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my
eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see
where the ball went!” So the wife said,
“You’re 75 years old, Jack! What do you
expect? Why don’t you take my brother along?”
Jack said, “But he’s 85! And he doesn’t even
play golf anymore!” And the wife said, “But he
has perfect eyesight! At least he could watch
your ball for you.”
So, the next day Jack took the brother-in-law
with him to play golf. And while the brother
looked on, Jack swung. But the ball
disappeared somewhere. So Jack asked his
brother-in-law, “Did you see it?” And the
brother answered, “Yes! I saw it, alright!”
So Jack said, “Yes? Where is it?” And the
brother answered, “Well, I... I forgot!”
無濟(jì)于事
有一個(gè)人打完高爾夫球回家后，他太太問他：
「你的高爾夫球賽打得如何？」他說：「我打
得非常好，但是我的視力變得很差，使我看不
清楚球落到哪里去了！」他太太就說：「杰克，
你都已經(jīng)七十五歲了，還能指望什么？你為什
么不帶我哥哥一起去呢？」杰克說：「可是他
已經(jīng)八十五歲了，而且也不再打高爾夫球了。」
他太太說：「但是他的視力很好，至少可以幫你
盯著球啊！」 于是隔天杰克就帶著大舅子一起去
打高爾夫球，大舅子在旁邊看著他揮桿，可是球
還是不見了。他問大舅子說：「你有看到球嗎？」
大舅子答：「有??！我看得很清楚！」杰克問：
「那球在哪里呢？」他回答說：「呃…我…我忘記了！」
(Originally in English)
A man came home from playing golf, and his
wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He
said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my
eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see
where the ball went!” So the wife said,
“You’re 75 years old, Jack! What do you
expect? Why don’t you take my brother along?”
Jack said, “But he’s 85! And he doesn’t even
play golf anymore!” And the wife said, “But he
has perfect eyesight! At least he could watch
your ball for you.”
So, the next day Jack took the brother-in-law
with him to play golf. And while the brother
looked on, Jack swung. But the ball
disappeared somewhere. So Jack asked his
brother-in-law, “Did you see it?” And the
brother answered, “Yes! I saw it, alright!”
So Jack said, “Yes? Where is it?” And the
brother answered, “Well, I... I forgot!”
無濟(jì)于事
有一個(gè)人打完高爾夫球回家后，他太太問他：
「你的高爾夫球賽打得如何？」他說：「我打
得非常好，但是我的視力變得很差，使我看不
清楚球落到哪里去了！」他太太就說：「杰克，
你都已經(jīng)七十五歲了，還能指望什么？你為什
么不帶我哥哥一起去呢？」杰克說：「可是他
已經(jīng)八十五歲了，而且也不再打高爾夫球了。」
他太太說：「但是他的視力很好，至少可以幫你
盯著球啊！」 于是隔天杰克就帶著大舅子一起去
打高爾夫球，大舅子在旁邊看著他揮桿，可是球
還是不見了。他問大舅子說：「你有看到球嗎？」
大舅子答：「有??！我看得很清楚！」杰克問：
「那球在哪里呢？」他回答說：「呃…我…我忘記了！」