英語(yǔ)笑話(7.10):The Dilemma of the Ideal Partner

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The Dilemma of the Ideal Partner
    (Originally in English)
    A young man who was very depressed asked his
    best friend for advice. He said, "I want to have
    a wife so much. You know, I am already very old,
    and I need a wife. I want to have a wife so much,
    but I have not had one up till now. What can I do?
    Every woman I bring home, my mother does not
    like." So his friend said, "Oh! That's easy.
    You just have to look for a woman who
    looks like your mother." So the friend said,
    "Yes, I did, but then my father did not like her!"
    難圓婚姻夢(mèng)
    有位男士一直很悶悶不樂,于是便向他的好朋友請(qǐng)教說:
    「我很想討個(gè)老婆,你也知道我年紀(jì)已經(jīng)不小了,需要
    有個(gè)老婆,但是一直到現(xiàn)在都未能如愿。我該怎么辦呢?
    我?guī)Щ丶业呐?,我媽都不喜歡?!鼓莻€(gè)朋友就說:
    「這個(gè)容易,你只要找一個(gè)樣子很像你媽的女孩就行了?!?BR>    他回答:「是啊,我試過了,但是那時(shí)候變成 我爸不喜歡了?!?BR>