英語(yǔ)笑話(7.08):Family Matters

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Family Matters
    (Originally In Au Lac language)
    A girl went to the hospital to visit a famous
    movie star who had a minor accident while making
    a film -- probably a broken arm, foot or
    something. As soon as she knocked on the door an
    old woman opened it. The old woman said, "We've
    already left a sign outside. Only family members
    can come in to visit. Didn't you see it?
    The girl answered, "Of course I saw it. I am his
    younger sister. The old woman said, "Oh really!
    Honored to meet you. I'm his mother. 」
    家務(wù)事
    有位姑娘要去探病,看她那很有名氣的電影偶像。
    那偶像因?yàn)榕膽虿恍⌒某隽艘粋€(gè)小小的意外進(jìn)了
    醫(yī)院養(yǎng)傷,好像斷手或斷腳,包扎了一大堆什么的,
    姑娘因?yàn)閻勰蕉タ此?。剛敲門,一位老太太就打開
    了門,老太太說:「我們?cè)谕饷鎾炝艘粔K通告:
    「只有親人才允許進(jìn)去看他,姑娘沒看見嗎?」
    姑娘答:「有??!有看見,可是我是他的親妹子嘛!
    沒關(guān)系?!估咸f:「真的嗎?很
    榮幸認(rèn)識(shí)你,我是他的媽媽?!?BR>