Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding.
瑪麗太蠢了，偷免費(fèi)的布丁。
He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman.
他從不跟妻子一起睡。他說(shuō)跟一個(gè)已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。
She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
我讓她猜兩次，她還是猜不出電梯去哪個(gè)方向。
He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better.
在辯論中他沒(méi)有對(duì)手。所有其它人都比他厲害。
If i need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
如果我需要移植大腦，就選你的，因?yàn)槲蚁胍粋€(gè)從沒(méi)用過(guò)的腦。
When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
她本要坐44路車的，但她坐了兩次22路來(lái)代替。
He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
他給我發(fā)的傳真上竟然貼著郵票。
Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with.
邁克太蠢了，他認(rèn)為因特網(wǎng)是用來(lái)捕魚的。
He asked me, " what's the number for 911? "
她問(wèn)我：“911我電話號(hào)碼是多少？”
I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high.
我想問(wèn)你多大了，但我知道你數(shù)不到那么大的數(shù)。
Can you take off your hat？I want to give an example of concrete.
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可以把你的帽子摘下來(lái)嗎？我想借你來(lái)舉一個(gè)混凝土的例子，用你的頭舉例子。
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仿照上面，發(fā)揮你的整蠱細(xì)胞吧，也來(lái)用夸張幽默的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)一下“蠢”吧
這里不怕你夸張，就怕你想不到：）
瑪麗太蠢了，偷免費(fèi)的布丁。
He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman.
他從不跟妻子一起睡。他說(shuō)跟一個(gè)已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。
She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
我讓她猜兩次，她還是猜不出電梯去哪個(gè)方向。
He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better.
在辯論中他沒(méi)有對(duì)手。所有其它人都比他厲害。
If i need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
如果我需要移植大腦，就選你的，因?yàn)槲蚁胍粋€(gè)從沒(méi)用過(guò)的腦。
When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
她本要坐44路車的，但她坐了兩次22路來(lái)代替。
He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
他給我發(fā)的傳真上竟然貼著郵票。
Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with.
邁克太蠢了，他認(rèn)為因特網(wǎng)是用來(lái)捕魚的。
He asked me, " what's the number for 911? "
她問(wèn)我：“911我電話號(hào)碼是多少？”
I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high.
我想問(wèn)你多大了，但我知道你數(shù)不到那么大的數(shù)。
Can you take off your hat？I want to give an example of concrete.
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可以把你的帽子摘下來(lái)嗎？我想借你來(lái)舉一個(gè)混凝土的例子，用你的頭舉例子。
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仿照上面，發(fā)揮你的整蠱細(xì)胞吧，也來(lái)用夸張幽默的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)一下“蠢”吧
這里不怕你夸張，就怕你想不到：）