Are You Serious?
(Originally In English)
There's a man who took his wife to see the
movies. That day was a Sunday and it was
very crowded, everyone was queuing to buy
the tickets. So he and his wife were also in
the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone
just punched him from behind. He was so
angry, and already so mad and with his
nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious,
man?!" The man that stood behind him
was an ex-world champion boxer. So he
looked at him and said, "Yes, serious,
so what?" The man was small and skinny.
He looked back, really looked at him now,
studying him, he saw his arm muscles,
just bigger than his whole body put together.
So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It's
all right, I hate people who are not serious.
有一個人，帶他太太去看電影，那天剛好是禮拜天，戲
院人山人海，大家都在排隊買票，他和他太太也跟著
排隊，等得滿頭大汗。忽然有人從后面打他一拳，他氣
得快要抓狂了，轉(zhuǎn)頭就問：「你是認(rèn)真的嗎？」結(jié)果，
站在他后面的這個人，是以前的世界拳擊冠軍，
那個人看著他說：「對，我的確是認(rèn)真的，怎樣？」
這個先生又瘦又小，轉(zhuǎn)身仔細(xì)打量了一下，
看到那個人很壯，光是手臂的肌肉就比他全身
加起來還多，所以他就笑一笑說：
「還好，我最討厭那些不認(rèn)真的人了?！?BR>
(Originally In English)
There's a man who took his wife to see the
movies. That day was a Sunday and it was
very crowded, everyone was queuing to buy
the tickets. So he and his wife were also in
the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone
just punched him from behind. He was so
angry, and already so mad and with his
nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious,
man?!" The man that stood behind him
was an ex-world champion boxer. So he
looked at him and said, "Yes, serious,
so what?" The man was small and skinny.
He looked back, really looked at him now,
studying him, he saw his arm muscles,
just bigger than his whole body put together.
So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It's
all right, I hate people who are not serious.
有一個人，帶他太太去看電影，那天剛好是禮拜天，戲
院人山人海，大家都在排隊買票，他和他太太也跟著
排隊，等得滿頭大汗。忽然有人從后面打他一拳，他氣
得快要抓狂了，轉(zhuǎn)頭就問：「你是認(rèn)真的嗎？」結(jié)果，
站在他后面的這個人，是以前的世界拳擊冠軍，
那個人看著他說：「對，我的確是認(rèn)真的，怎樣？」
這個先生又瘦又小，轉(zhuǎn)身仔細(xì)打量了一下，
看到那個人很壯，光是手臂的肌肉就比他全身
加起來還多，所以他就笑一笑說：
「還好，我最討厭那些不認(rèn)真的人了?！?BR>