Who Is The Laziest?
There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men
were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person
passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you
three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy,
so we are lying here. We do not want to work."
The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me
how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the
laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might
as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing
to say. One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty.
I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket,
but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out."
The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun
keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am
too lazy to turn my head around." The third person said,
"Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest."
He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am
exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."
誰最懶
有一個(gè)好玩的故事，有關(guān)于懶惰。有三個(gè)少年躺在路邊沒事做，
一個(gè)很好奇的人經(jīng)過那里，他說：「?。∧銈?nèi)齻€(gè)在干什么？」
他們就說：「哎呀！我們太懶了，所以躺在這邊不想工作。」
那個(gè)人說：「好，既然這樣子的話，你們現(xiàn)在講你們懶惰的
地方給我聽，誰最懶，我會給他一塊錢！」要懶的話就懶到底，
給人佩服。其中一個(gè)說：「我現(xiàn)在非?？诳?，又餓又渴，
有一個(gè)梨子在我口袋里面，不過我好懶喔！拿不出來?！?BR> 另外一個(gè)說：「哎！這個(gè)不算什么，現(xiàn)在太陽一直照我的眼睛，
很刺眼啊，不過我懶得轉(zhuǎn)頭?！沟谌齻€(gè)就說：「哎呀，
他們兩個(gè)還很好啦，我是最懶的。」他說：「現(xiàn)在我好想、
好想睡覺，好累喔！不過我懶得閉眼睛?！?BR>
There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men
were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person
passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you
three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy,
so we are lying here. We do not want to work."
The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me
how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the
laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might
as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing
to say. One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty.
I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket,
but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out."
The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun
keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am
too lazy to turn my head around." The third person said,
"Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest."
He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am
exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."
誰最懶
有一個(gè)好玩的故事，有關(guān)于懶惰。有三個(gè)少年躺在路邊沒事做，
一個(gè)很好奇的人經(jīng)過那里，他說：「?。∧銈?nèi)齻€(gè)在干什么？」
他們就說：「哎呀！我們太懶了，所以躺在這邊不想工作。」
那個(gè)人說：「好，既然這樣子的話，你們現(xiàn)在講你們懶惰的
地方給我聽，誰最懶，我會給他一塊錢！」要懶的話就懶到底，
給人佩服。其中一個(gè)說：「我現(xiàn)在非?？诳?，又餓又渴，
有一個(gè)梨子在我口袋里面，不過我好懶喔！拿不出來?！?BR> 另外一個(gè)說：「哎！這個(gè)不算什么，現(xiàn)在太陽一直照我的眼睛，
很刺眼啊，不過我懶得轉(zhuǎn)頭?！沟谌齻€(gè)就說：「哎呀，
他們兩個(gè)還很好啦，我是最懶的。」他說：「現(xiàn)在我好想、
好想睡覺，好累喔！不過我懶得閉眼睛?！?BR>