英語笑話(3.21):Hearing

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Hearing
    Mr. Johnson was over 70 years old and had serious hearing
    problems for a long time. He went to the doctor,
    and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
    hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
    Mr. Johnson went back to the doctor in a month, and the
    doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
    pleased that you can hear again.”
    Mr. Johnson replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
    I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
    I’ve changed my will several times!”
    聽力
    約翰遜先生已經(jīng)70多歲了,他有很嚴重的聽力問題已經(jīng)好長時間了。
    他去看醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生給他配了一套助聽器,讓他100%聽見聲音了。
    一個月后約翰遜先生又去見醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生說:“你的聽力完全好了,
    你的家人一定都非常高興你又能聽了吧?!?BR>    約翰遜先生回答:“噢,我還沒告訴我家里人呢。我只是坐在旁邊
    聽他們談話。我已經(jīng)修改我的遺囑好幾次了!”