英語笑話：Nothing to Save
A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to
buy a refrigerator. He told her it would save her
a lot of money because it was state-of-the-art and
power-saving, and would save her shopping time
as well as gasoline for the drive to the food store.
The housewife answered, "Let me tell you the truth:
We have 'saved' too much already! We have saved to
pay the loan for our new car; we have saved to
pay the mortgage for the house we live in;
we have saved to pay for our children's college
education; we have saved for the upcoming
Christmas holiday; we have saved to buy a
new dishwasher too! And now we have no more money to 'save'!"
無錢可省
有一個(gè)推銷員想說服一個(gè)家庭主婦買冰箱，他對(duì)主婦說買
這種冰箱可以節(jié)省很多錢，因?yàn)樗切滦偷?，不?huì)那么耗電，
還可以節(jié)省很多買菜的時(shí)間和去買菜加油的錢等等。那個(gè)太太
聽完后說：‘我告訴你，我們已經(jīng)節(jié)省很多了！我們節(jié)省為了
要付新車的貸款；我們的房子也是貸款買的，我們也要節(jié)?。?BR> 小孩上大學(xué)，我們也要節(jié)??；現(xiàn)在圣誕節(jié)到了，我們也要節(jié)??；
然后為了買那個(gè)新的洗碗機(jī)，我們也要節(jié)??！
現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)沒錢可以節(jié)省了！’
A salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to
buy a refrigerator. He told her it would save her
a lot of money because it was state-of-the-art and
power-saving, and would save her shopping time
as well as gasoline for the drive to the food store.
The housewife answered, "Let me tell you the truth:
We have 'saved' too much already! We have saved to
pay the loan for our new car; we have saved to
pay the mortgage for the house we live in;
we have saved to pay for our children's college
education; we have saved for the upcoming
Christmas holiday; we have saved to buy a
new dishwasher too! And now we have no more money to 'save'!"
無錢可省
有一個(gè)推銷員想說服一個(gè)家庭主婦買冰箱，他對(duì)主婦說買
這種冰箱可以節(jié)省很多錢，因?yàn)樗切滦偷?，不?huì)那么耗電，
還可以節(jié)省很多買菜的時(shí)間和去買菜加油的錢等等。那個(gè)太太
聽完后說：‘我告訴你，我們已經(jīng)節(jié)省很多了！我們節(jié)省為了
要付新車的貸款；我們的房子也是貸款買的，我們也要節(jié)?。?BR> 小孩上大學(xué)，我們也要節(jié)??；現(xiàn)在圣誕節(jié)到了，我們也要節(jié)??；
然后為了買那個(gè)新的洗碗機(jī)，我們也要節(jié)??！
現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)沒錢可以節(jié)省了！’