英語(yǔ)笑話：One Big Happy Family
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates
becauseevery weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the
prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor
George always satalone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day,
the warden called George to his office and said,
“I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.”
Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder.
“Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.
It’s just that they’re all in here!”
快樂(lè)大家族
典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑?BR> 探訪日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪，但是可
憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在
一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：「喬治，
我注意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你?！顾麧M懷同情地
把手放在喬治的肩膀上：「告訴我，你沒(méi)有任何朋
友或家人嗎？」喬治回答：「喔！當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，
只不過(guò)他們?nèi)荚谶@里面！」
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates
becauseevery weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the
prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor
George always satalone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day,
the warden called George to his office and said,
“I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.”
Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder.
“Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.
It’s just that they’re all in here!”
快樂(lè)大家族
典獄長(zhǎng)對(duì)獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑?BR> 探訪日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪，但是可
憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在
一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長(zhǎng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：「喬治，
我注意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你?！顾麧M懷同情地
把手放在喬治的肩膀上：「告訴我，你沒(méi)有任何朋
友或家人嗎？」喬治回答：「喔！當(dāng)然有，典獄長(zhǎng)，
只不過(guò)他們?nèi)荚谶@里面！」