英語笑話：A Family Tradition
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital,
and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to
you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,
according to our family tradition only relatives get
married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a
family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother
married my grandfather. My mother married my
father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and
so on. How can I marry your sister?"
家庭傳統(tǒng)
有兩個瘋子在神經(jīng)病醫(yī)院里面互相聊天，一個說：
「等出院了以后，我決定會把我妹妹嫁給你。」另外一個說：
「多謝啦！這個不行哪！」「為什么不行呢？」
「因為我的家庭的傳統(tǒng)都是親戚才能夠結(jié)婚的，不能跟
外人結(jié)婚。」「怎么會有這種家族的風(fēng)俗呢？」
他說：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公結(jié)婚，我媽媽跟我爸爸
結(jié)婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫結(jié)婚，我怎么能夠跟你的妹妹結(jié)婚？」
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital,
and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to
you in marriage once we are out of here."
The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."
He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,
according to our family tradition only relatives get
married. We cannot marry an outsider."
The other man asked, "How come there is such a
family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother
married my grandfather. My mother married my
father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and
so on. How can I marry your sister?"
家庭傳統(tǒng)
有兩個瘋子在神經(jīng)病醫(yī)院里面互相聊天，一個說：
「等出院了以后，我決定會把我妹妹嫁給你。」另外一個說：
「多謝啦！這個不行哪！」「為什么不行呢？」
「因為我的家庭的傳統(tǒng)都是親戚才能夠結(jié)婚的，不能跟
外人結(jié)婚。」「怎么會有這種家族的風(fēng)俗呢？」
他說：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公結(jié)婚，我媽媽跟我爸爸
結(jié)婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫結(jié)婚，我怎么能夠跟你的妹妹結(jié)婚？」