英語笑話：We Share Everything
On their wedding day a new wife said to her husband,
"From today, we're one; we're married. So I don't want
you to say, 'It's yours' or 'It's mine.' We have to say,
'It's ours.'" And the husband said, "OK."The next
morning, they were in their honeymoon suite, which had
only one toilet: It's romantic to share everything, but
the wife was desperate to go to the bathroom since the
husband had been in there for a very long time.So finally
she said, "Honey! What are you doing in there? Why are
you taking so long?" And the husband said, "Oh,
I'm sorry! I'm having trouble shaving our beard today
because yesterday you used our razor to sharpen our
eyebrow pencil."
共享一切
在新婚之日，新娘對她的丈夫說：「我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了，從今天
起就是同一體，所以你不要再說『這是你的，那是我的』，
要說『這是我們的』?！瓜壬饬恕?BR> 他們住的蜜月套房只有一間盥洗室，一起共用每樣東西的感覺
很浪漫，不過第二天早晨，那位太太急著要用盥洗室，先生卻
待在里面久久不出來。最后她忍不住說道：「親愛的，你在里
面做什么？怎么那么久??？」先生說：「喔，抱歉！因為昨天
用我們的刮胡刀削我們的眉筆，今天我刮我們的胡子時，
麻煩就大了！」
On their wedding day a new wife said to her husband,
"From today, we're one; we're married. So I don't want
you to say, 'It's yours' or 'It's mine.' We have to say,
'It's ours.'" And the husband said, "OK."The next
morning, they were in their honeymoon suite, which had
only one toilet: It's romantic to share everything, but
the wife was desperate to go to the bathroom since the
husband had been in there for a very long time.So finally
she said, "Honey! What are you doing in there? Why are
you taking so long?" And the husband said, "Oh,
I'm sorry! I'm having trouble shaving our beard today
because yesterday you used our razor to sharpen our
eyebrow pencil."
共享一切
在新婚之日，新娘對她的丈夫說：「我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了，從今天
起就是同一體，所以你不要再說『這是你的，那是我的』，
要說『這是我們的』?！瓜壬饬恕?BR> 他們住的蜜月套房只有一間盥洗室，一起共用每樣東西的感覺
很浪漫，不過第二天早晨，那位太太急著要用盥洗室，先生卻
待在里面久久不出來。最后她忍不住說道：「親愛的，你在里
面做什么？怎么那么久??？」先生說：「喔，抱歉！因為昨天
用我們的刮胡刀削我們的眉筆，今天我刮我們的胡子時，
麻煩就大了！」