有關(guān)愚人節(jié)的英文祝福語(yǔ)

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    preacher: why? what did he do to you?
    神父：為什麼?他對(duì)你做了什麼嗎?
    girl: he touched my breast.
    女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
    preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
    神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
    girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
    女孩：(因?yàn)樯窀傅呐e動(dòng)而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
    preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
    神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊
    girl: but he also took off my cloth.
    女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
    preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
    神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動(dòng)手脫掉女孩的衣服)
    girl: yes, that“s what he did.
    女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯(cuò)
    preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
    神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊
    girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
    女孩：然後……他把他的……那個(gè)……放到我的……那個(gè)……里面……
    preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
    神父：(*笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個(gè)那個(gè)了)
    girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
    女孩：(數(shù)分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………
    preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
    神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個(gè)………」
    girl: but he had aids!!
    女孩：但是他有愛滋病呀!!