搞笑繞口令:老鼠變大象

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老鼠變大象
    小老鼠,扛著槍,
    搖頭晃腦上戰(zhàn)場;
    眨眨眼,拼命想,
    發(fā)覺子彈還沒裝;
    跑回家,心慌慌,
    又見米缸空鐺鐺;
    聽門外,號(hào)角響,
    缺彈少糧臉無光;
    低下頭,暗思量,
    老鼠怎樣變大象?
    竄房頂,跳屋梁,
    然后對(duì)天放空槍!
    叭叭叭,嘟嘟嘟,
    老鼠虛幻是大象,
    是大象,是--大--象--!