Thanksgiving 感恩節(jié)
Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”
亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話。老人說(shuō)：“兒子，我不想帶給你壞消息……但是我和你媽要離婚了?！眱鹤臃浅３泽@，“什么？？你們不能！”
Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.
亨特先生說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，兒子！45年的痛苦已經(jīng)夠了！我討厭說(shuō)這些了，給你姐打電話告訴她！”就掛了電話。
The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”
兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話，“姐，”他說(shuō)：“你不會(huì)相信的！媽和爸要…要…離婚！”
“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.
“什么？！”她在電話里喊起來(lái)?！班?，不。他們不能！你不要走開(kāi)。我馬上給你打過(guò)去！”她掛了電話。
The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”
姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話：“你們倆不能離婚！“
Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”
亨特先生說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，聽(tīng)著……”
The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”
And she hangs up.
女兒說(shuō)：“不，你聽(tīng)著！你們不準(zhǔn)離婚！你知道嗎？什么都不要做！我給弟弟打電話，我們明天就回去！任何事都不要做?！比缓髵炝穗娫?。
Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”
亨特先生平靜地放下聽(tīng)筒，看著亨特太太說(shuō)：“好了，感恩節(jié)他們都要自己買(mǎi)機(jī)票回來(lái)了。圣誕節(jié)我們給他們說(shuō)什么？”
Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”
亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話。老人說(shuō)：“兒子，我不想帶給你壞消息……但是我和你媽要離婚了?！眱鹤臃浅３泽@，“什么？？你們不能！”
Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.
亨特先生說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，兒子！45年的痛苦已經(jīng)夠了！我討厭說(shuō)這些了，給你姐打電話告訴她！”就掛了電話。
The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”
兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話，“姐，”他說(shuō)：“你不會(huì)相信的！媽和爸要…要…離婚！”
“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.
“什么？！”她在電話里喊起來(lái)?！班?，不。他們不能！你不要走開(kāi)。我馬上給你打過(guò)去！”她掛了電話。
The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”
姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話：“你們倆不能離婚！“
Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”
亨特先生說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，聽(tīng)著……”
The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”
And she hangs up.
女兒說(shuō)：“不，你聽(tīng)著！你們不準(zhǔn)離婚！你知道嗎？什么都不要做！我給弟弟打電話，我們明天就回去！任何事都不要做?！比缓髵炝穗娫?。
Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”
亨特先生平靜地放下聽(tīng)筒，看著亨特太太說(shuō)：“好了，感恩節(jié)他們都要自己買(mǎi)機(jī)票回來(lái)了。圣誕節(jié)我們給他們說(shuō)什么？”