幼兒雙語幽默故事 是你爸爸幫你做的作業(yè)嗎(5則)

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是你爸爸幫你做的作業(yè)嗎
    One day, Tim‘s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right。 The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised。 He called Tim to his desk and said to him, “You got all your homework right this time, Tim.What happened? Did your father help you?”
    一天,蒂姆的數(shù)學老師看了他的作業(yè),發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興,同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說:“蒂姆,你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了,怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”
    “No, sir。 He was too busy last night, so I had to do it allmyself,” said Tim。
    “不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了?!?BR>    作為回報我給您買了些彩票
    Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped。 In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers。 “Thank you very much for your help,” the note read。 “As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn‘t win。 ”
    有一次,我收到一封感謝信,是一個我曾幫助過的朋友寄來的。信封內有五張彩票,都被刮過了,露出了數(shù)字?!胺浅8兄x您的幫助,”信上寫道,“作為禮物,我給您買了些彩票----真遺憾,您沒中獎?!?BR>    我的第一部高端CD唱片播放機
    While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs。 One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does ‘hybrid pulse D/A converter’ mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly。
    在購買我的第一部CD唱機時,我能夠解讀推銷標記上面的大多數(shù)技術語言。但是有一個標示卻讓我頗為迷惑,于是我叫過銷售商,問道:‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?它的意思是,她說,這個機器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息,將它轉換成聲音信息-也就是說,轉換成音樂。換句話說,這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。
    彼得和拉里之間公平的決斗
    Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing。
    小彼得從操場回到家時,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。
    It was obvious he‘d been in a bad fight and lost。 His father asked his son what happened。 “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel2。 And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons?!?BR>    顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番,而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事?!班?,爸爸,彼得說,我向拉里挑起決斗,而且我讓他挑選武器。
    “Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair。”
    “嗯,”父親說,“這看上去很公平!”
    “I know, but I never thought he‘d choose his sister!”
    “我知道,但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
    你會選擇救出哪一幅畫呢
    A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?”
    一份報紙組織了一場競賽,為下面的問題征集答案:“如果盧浮宮起了火,而你只能救出一幅畫,你將救出哪一幅?”
    The winning reply was: “The one nearest the exit?!?BR>    獲獎的答案是:“最接近門口的那一幅?!?