See The Dentist
(Originally In Chinese)
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She
wentinto the dentist's room and immediately told him,
"Please do your job gently because my child is very
frightened. He gets frightened very easily." The dentist said
to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have
to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be
aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh!
Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's
very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside
because I'm also very scared. I dare not stay here to look."
She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down,
there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that
deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded
the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection
he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my
child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he
screamed, and you say you are a doctor!" The dentist then
said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed,it
was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he
bit me. My hand is nearly broken."
看牙記
有一個老媽媽帶她的小孩子去看牙醫(yī)師，她進去
牙醫(yī)室里面，就馬上跟牙醫(yī)說：「請醫(yī)師輕輕一點做，因為我的小孩很害怕，
他膽量非常小?！鼓莻€牙醫(yī)師就跟她講：「這個你不要擔心，我給他打一針
麻醉藥，就連拿十個出來，他也不知道啊！」她說：「拿一個而已，不要拿
十個！」，「啊，那沒什么啦！」這個媽媽就說：「如果這樣子的話，太好
了、太好了，我萬事都交給你了，拜托喔！我出去外面等，因為我也是膽量
很小，我不敢在這邊看?！顾统鋈ネ饷孀?，還沒有坐下來，房子里面哇哇
叫得很大聲，耳朵都快迸出來了。她就趕快沖進門，在那邊罵那個醫(yī)生：
「你剛才跟我說你打一支針，他就不會感覺怎么樣，這樣子你還騙我！你讓
我的小孩那么痛，他受不了，叫到這個樣子，你還說什么你醫(yī)生你！」然后
那個醫(yī)生就說：「哎呀！不是他叫，是我叫。我剛才想用手摸他的牙齒，看
看怎么樣，他就咬我一口，我的手快斷掉了！」。
(Originally In Chinese)
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She
wentinto the dentist's room and immediately told him,
"Please do your job gently because my child is very
frightened. He gets frightened very easily." The dentist said
to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have
to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be
aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh!
Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's
very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside
because I'm also very scared. I dare not stay here to look."
She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down,
there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that
deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded
the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection
he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my
child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he
screamed, and you say you are a doctor!" The dentist then
said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed,it
was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he
bit me. My hand is nearly broken."
看牙記
有一個老媽媽帶她的小孩子去看牙醫(yī)師，她進去
牙醫(yī)室里面，就馬上跟牙醫(yī)說：「請醫(yī)師輕輕一點做，因為我的小孩很害怕，
他膽量非常小?！鼓莻€牙醫(yī)師就跟她講：「這個你不要擔心，我給他打一針
麻醉藥，就連拿十個出來，他也不知道啊！」她說：「拿一個而已，不要拿
十個！」，「啊，那沒什么啦！」這個媽媽就說：「如果這樣子的話，太好
了、太好了，我萬事都交給你了，拜托喔！我出去外面等，因為我也是膽量
很小，我不敢在這邊看?！顾统鋈ネ饷孀?，還沒有坐下來，房子里面哇哇
叫得很大聲，耳朵都快迸出來了。她就趕快沖進門，在那邊罵那個醫(yī)生：
「你剛才跟我說你打一支針，他就不會感覺怎么樣，這樣子你還騙我！你讓
我的小孩那么痛，他受不了，叫到這個樣子，你還說什么你醫(yī)生你！」然后
那個醫(yī)生就說：「哎呀！不是他叫，是我叫。我剛才想用手摸他的牙齒，看
看怎么樣，他就咬我一口，我的手快斷掉了！」。