不要隨便喝別人的酒

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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: “Well, if you don't drink it, I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.
    有名男子坐在酒吧里,盯著自己的酒杯,一副傷心模樣。他望著自己的酒好一陣子,有個(gè)魁梧的家伙走到他身后說(shuō):“既然你不喝,就給我喝好了?!彼捯徽f(shuō)完,就把男子的酒一飲而盡。
    The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says, “Hey, I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”
    酒吧這名男子哭了起來(lái),大塊頭說(shuō):“嘿,我再請(qǐng)你喝一杯就是了,不需要這樣嘛。
    No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .“
    “不是啦,事情不是這樣。今天是我有生以來(lái)最倒霉的一天。一開(kāi)始是睡過(guò)頭上班遲到,結(jié)果被老板炒魷魚。”“等我離開(kāi)辦公大樓要去開(kāi)車時(shí),發(fā)現(xiàn)車被偷了,警察卻說(shuō)他們無(wú)能為力,我只好打的回家。我離開(kāi)家來(lái)到這間酒吧,正想著要不要結(jié)束生命時(shí),你卻突然出現(xiàn)把我的毒酒給喝了?!?BR>