★以下是少兒英語(yǔ)頻道為大家整理的《簡(jiǎn)單兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話：我知道上帝是誰(shuí)了》，供大家參考。更多內(nèi)容請(qǐng)看本站少兒英語(yǔ)頻道。
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?
兒子：媽媽?zhuān)系凼前兹诉€是黑人？
媽媽?zhuān)簩氊悾系凼前兹艘彩呛谌耍?BR> 兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人？
媽媽?zhuān)簩氊悾系凼悄腥艘彩桥耍?BR> 兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾·杰克遜！
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?
兒子：媽媽?zhuān)系凼前兹诉€是黑人？
媽媽?zhuān)簩氊悾系凼前兹艘彩呛谌耍?BR> 兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人？
媽媽?zhuān)簩氊悾系凼悄腥艘彩桥耍?BR> 兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾·杰克遜！