孩子們眼中的世界總是童趣十足！ 小時候的你一定常有新發(fā)現(xiàn)！還記得自己曾說過哪些“至理名言”，讓大人哭笑不得嗎？六一兒童節(jié)，我們一起來看看小盆友們的萌言萌語吧！
1. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
老師：湯米，你為什么總是弄得這么臟？
湯米：嗯，因為我比您離地面近得多。
2. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
老師：為什么遲到？
韋伯斯特：因為那個路標(biāo)。
老師：哪個路標(biāo)？
韋伯斯特：就是那個寫著“前方學(xué)校，請慢行”的。
3. “Why don't you get some expensive money? ” 3 year old little girl
為什么你就不能拿些“貴”的錢？
4. “Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.” Tom, 5
幼兒園畢業(yè)，我要給自己找個老婆。
5. “Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” Ricky, 7
就算你的妻子長得像個卡車，你也要夸她好看。
6. “Never trust a dog to watch your food.” Patrick, age 10
別相信一只狗能幫你看住吃的。
7.“When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.” Taylia, 11
當(dāng)媽媽生爸爸氣的時候，別讓她幫你梳頭。
8. “When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. ” Alyesha, 13
在學(xué)校沒考好，一定要在電話里給媽媽看。
9. “Never tell your mom her diet's not working.” Michael, 14
千萬別跟媽媽說她減肥沒效果。
10. “If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” Naomi, 15
如果你想養(yǎng)只貓，就得先開口要匹馬。
1. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
老師：湯米，你為什么總是弄得這么臟？
湯米：嗯，因為我比您離地面近得多。
2. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
老師：為什么遲到？
韋伯斯特：因為那個路標(biāo)。
老師：哪個路標(biāo)？
韋伯斯特：就是那個寫著“前方學(xué)校，請慢行”的。
3. “Why don't you get some expensive money? ” 3 year old little girl
為什么你就不能拿些“貴”的錢？
4. “Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.” Tom, 5
幼兒園畢業(yè)，我要給自己找個老婆。
5. “Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” Ricky, 7
就算你的妻子長得像個卡車，你也要夸她好看。
6. “Never trust a dog to watch your food.” Patrick, age 10
別相信一只狗能幫你看住吃的。
7.“When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.” Taylia, 11
當(dāng)媽媽生爸爸氣的時候，別讓她幫你梳頭。
8. “When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. ” Alyesha, 13
在學(xué)校沒考好，一定要在電話里給媽媽看。
9. “Never tell your mom her diet's not working.” Michael, 14
千萬別跟媽媽說她減肥沒效果。
10. “If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” Naomi, 15
如果你想養(yǎng)只貓，就得先開口要匹馬。